Three Little Pennies

Fucking to pay the bills seems like more fun than a barrel of dildos for the Three Little Pennies who regularly diddle the insurance man, the milkman, and the landlord. And when they’re not fucking the bill collectors, they’re fucking one another — no doubt to keep in tip-top shape in order to keep fucking the bill collectors. The insurance man, the milkman, and the landlord all look like refugees from the local rock band and can’t act worth a dime. But the three gals sure know how to act — especially when a fly is unzipped. They also have that heart-wrenching natural pre-silicone prettiness that made these one-day wonders so wonderful. The dialogue is improvised and lame, and you can hear coughing and grumbling from the off-camera crew throughout. Yet, there’s a certain undeniable charm here that goes a long way toward making up for the lack of budget and brains. When the actor playing the newspaper boy is getting "paid," he’s so obviously terrified, it’s almost touching.